Beware: Female Content from a 2 Year Old

by | May 25, 2007 | Uncategorized

The Scene: Me sitting at the table as Audrey comes into the dining room after going potty.

Audrey: Mom, I have a coupon in my underwear.
Me: What?
Audrey (completely serious): I’m pretending the toilet paper is a coupon.
Me: What do you mean?
Audrey (with exaggerated gestures): You know, those things that you use when you are bleeding?
Me (dying to try to keep a straight face): Oh, a tampon?
Audrey: Oh, Yeah, a tampon, that’s what I mean. I’m pretending this toilet paper in my underwear is one of those.

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